Hey, man. Back off. I did not consent to be photographed. Geez, Louise.
As it turns out, a pair of male turkeys gobbling at each other on your front doorstep sounds a lot like two small barking dogs yapping at each other, at least when heard through the glass.
-the Centaur
Pictured: Two formerly gobbling turkeys, having noticed me trying to take a picture, hightailing it.
